I'll get the news I need from the weather report...

This, I am proud to say, is how out of it I am.

I see this headline on the NYTimes front page:

Jackson's Aides Were Arranging Smear Campaign, Witness Testifies

And my first thought is “When was Jesse Jackson accused of campaign dirty tricks?”

Of course, it is the front page of the Paper of Record, The New York Times, so I guess I could be forgiven if I expected something a little more...oh I don’t know...newsworthy?????????