Popcorn-Worthy

I've tried various State of the Union Drinking games in the last few years (although in 2005 I probably would have been better off mainlining heroin). And lately I've avoided listening to any of The Smirking Putz's speeches. But I may have to tune in and stay sober this Tuesday night, if only to enjoy the prospect of his addressing a Congress that isn't in his pocket. It will be a joy to see Speaker Pelosi standing behind him (although if she restrains herself from using that gavel on him she's a better woman than I). And somehow I don't expect the enthusiastic ovations he's been used to in the past.

And, if we're lucky, we'll be spared an encore of this:



Heroin, anyone?